controlledeuphoria:

You know you love someone when you check their horoscope too

iamoutofideas:

macklemorehentai:

dongstomper:

trailerparkhardcore:

lycoteuthis:

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth
-8 charisma

pisslord